I have a friend who has made one of the greatest sacrifices for her husband I've seen in a long time. I mean to tell you, I'm deeply moved by her selflessness. Her name is Chris and she's sacrificing…are you ready for this… her hairdo. Her husband has a new motorcycle...
We’re still struggling with the pup that eats everything. How many stupid things has she eaten this week? I can hardly count. I can tell you that I fished a couple of AA batteries from her little doggie molars just yesterday morning. They must’ve charged her up...
With a houseful of teens, it would totally frighten you to know how much milk I have to buy in a week. Let's just say that sometimes it takes two or three of us to push the cart. When you buy so many gallons at a time, one of them is bound to get missed somewhere...
I had a very weird day. My husband was doing some studying at home and the weather was gorgeous so he opened up the back door for some fresh air. But the puppy totally didn't get the screen door thing. She kept trying to run outside, doing a full-speed face-plant...
Poor Karen. Talk about a sticky situation. She was gluing on a nice set of fake nails when the glue sprung a little leak (you'd think it would've sealed itself, wouldn't you?). Before she knew what was happening, her new white tablecloth was solidly adhered to her...
My kids get tons of mail from colleges they'll never attend and ads for magazines they'll never order. My husband has gotten scads of mail from retirement organizations since he was in his early forties (he's still not sure how to take that). I've often wondered if...
I went to exercise class the other day and the teacher had us use those giant balls as part of our workout. I was on a roll. But it was definitely NOT a good roll. I could tell that I was getting on the nerves of the gal next to me about the third or fourth time I all...