A long time ago, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of...
Two men went fishing. One man was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn't. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back. The experienced...
I left work early so I could have some uninterrupted study time right before the final in my Youth Issues class. When I got to class, everybody was doing their last minute studying. The teacher came in and said he would review with us for just a little bit before the...
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?”“Hold on a minute,” Socrates replied. “Before telling me anything, I'd like you to...
A highly skilled nurse died and arrived before St. Peter at the pearly gates, who explained, "We have this policy of allowing you to choose whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or hell." "That's easy," the nurse said. "I want to stay in heaven." "It's not that...
There was a certain man who had worked all his life and was ready for a vacation. He wanted to go to a far away place he had never been before. He thought to himself; you are a good person, you've helped the poor and took care of the needy. So you deserve this trip.He...
What Satan fears most Is a man on his knees; Not vast marching armies With great weaponry.He knows he can stand Against the power of men; To engage us in battle Is mere sport to him.But a man on his knees With his head bowed in...