A new minister in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days desperately calling on the membership, begging them to come to his first services ... He failed.He placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that as the church was dead, it was his duty to give...
Ten Little Christians, standing in a line,One disliked the pastor, then there were nine. Nine little Christians stayed up very late,One slept too late on Sunday, then there were eight. Eight little Christians on their way to Heaven,One took the low road, then there...
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There was a group called The Fisherman's Fellowship. They were surrounded by streams and lakes full of hungry fish. They met regularly to discuss the call to fish, the abundance of fish, and the thrill of catching fish. They got excited about fishing!Someone suggested...
Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." -- Jesus Luke 6:38 (NIV)The story is told about the old fashioned preacher who...
Do you know how many members of the Tate family who belong to your church? There is old man DicTate, who wants to run everything, while Uncle RoTate tries to change everything. Their sister AgiTate stirs up plenty of trouble, with help from her husband, IrriTate....