I heard a story about a man and a little girl who were on an elevator. The elevator stopped on a floor and an attractive lady got on and then got off on the next floor. But just before she got off, she turned around and slapped the man’s face. The door closed and the man and the little girl continued to their respective floors. The little girl said to the man, “That wasn’t a very nice lady.” The man said, “That’s right. She really slapped me hard.” The little girl said, “I didn’t like her either. She stepped on my toe, so I pinched her.”

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