There was man working on a sculpture. He was down on his knees, pounding on the bottom of the sculpture shaping it. A minister came in and said “I wish I could deal such changing blows on the hearts of men.” The sculptor looked at him and said, “Maybe you could if you worked like me, on your knees.”
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