Make Reservations NOW
Round-trip Tour Soon to Take Off!
Destination: New Jerusalem
Route: Via Seven Planets

Duration: Seven Days en Route
Return: One Thousand Years Later
Pilot, Guide: Jesus Christ
Class: Royal Class Only

Accommodations: Out of this World. Mansions Already Prepared.
Board: Angels’ Food
Guarantees: Safe Arrival, Complete Satisfaction
Security: No Hijacking. No Mechanical Malfunctions

Baggage: None allowed. No Carry-on or Personal Effects
Immigration: Only Requirement-Christ’s Character
Conditions: Full Surrender. Absolute Trust in Divine Power
Reservations: One Instant Toll-Free Call to Head Office

Cost: Everything You Have, Including Your Heart!
Departure: At A Time When Ye Think Not
Call IMMEDIATELY, Make reservations NOW
Last Minute Calls are Risky

Tomorrow Could Be Too Late!

Author unknown. If anyone has a proprietary interest in this story please authenticate and I will be happy to credit, or remove, as the circumstances dictate.

Wit & Wisdom – July 7, 1998